We interrupt our regularly scheduled program for a brief announcement. . .
You folks all know how I am about my teams, so I would like to take this opportunity to proudly announce that the Phillies have, for the second year in a row, won the National League East division. So, again, they are in the playoffs and I hope they can win at least a game this year. I had a lot to say when they won the division last year, so I just wanted to make this short announcement. It's my understanding that the Phillie Phanatic stayed relatively calm this time, unlike last year when he fainted on the field towards the end of the game and had to be carried off on a stretcher.
Now, back to regular programming. . .